August 2012
5 posts
mum: hurry up i have to be somewhere
me: yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
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me: hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum: cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
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